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Postby VeilSide » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:34 pm

American woman suffers amnesia after intercourse
An American woman suffered a sudden attack of amnesia after having sex with her husband.

... or maybe he fucked her brains out? :D
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Postby VeilSide » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:00 pm

For Blind Gamer, Lawsuit Against Sony Is Clear
Sony is facing a lawsuit from a blind gamer named Alexander Stern in California. Mr. Stern contends that even after repeated requests he made to Sony via email to revise their games to make them more accessible, the company did not revise their games. For blind gamers, this is a big deal.

...i really can't see him winning this lawsuit.
then again, neither can he. 8)
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Postby Promethius » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:31 pm

How did a blind person become a gamer in the first place? Was he not always blind? Did he just play text adventures and have someone read the game to him? Seriously, how?


I too do not see him ever winning this case. He's FUCKING BLIND! He just needs to accept that there will be some things he can't do, like drive or, as the case may be, play games.
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Postby VeilSide » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:42 am

MEN AND URINALS: An Investigation
Christina Kelly, a former editor at Sassy, delves deep into the mens room to find out, once and for all, what really happens when the only thing separating two exposed dongs is a thin dividing wall and a whole lot of awkwardness.

and

15 Google Interview Questions That Will Make You Feel Stupid
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Postby Fenrir » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:27 pm

Probably old news, but I enjoyed it:

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Postby VeilSide » Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:43 pm

The World Has A New Strongest Beer: Tactical Nuclear Penguin
The 32% abv brew, called Tactical Nuclear Penguin (great name), takes over the mantle as the world's strongest beer from German concoction Schorschbraerm which weighs in at a measly 31% abv.
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Postby Promethius » Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:57 pm

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Postby VeilSide » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:14 pm

Ex-Miss Argentina dies after cosmetic surgery - on her butt
A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks.

...

this hole thing stinks. anyone who makes fun of this are just making asses of themselves. i don't think she deserves to be the butt of such horrible jokes. butt that's the way it goes, i guess. no point in over anal-izing. i do hope that medical officials will be getting to the bottom of this story.

i hear they're putting together a forensic crack team.
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Postby Amrius » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:35 am

I just hope they can preserve her career for posteriority.
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Postby Happy » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:22 am



Wow....sad thing is more people die during cosmetic surgery from the anesthesia, not the procedure itself. Just a sad and embarrassing way in this case XD. Hope this will teach people....an ass is not a thing to mess with
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The Bang Bus... or something like it. i dunno.

Postby VeilSide » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:15 am

2 Guys Who Cure Porn Addiction by Forcing People to Watch It
Meet the Porn Rangers, two hep cats who drive around in a conversion van, find young gents that are interested in watching porn, and make them watch it until they pleasure themselves to insanity.

wait, so you bring kids into your van, you show them pornography, and then they masturbate to the pornography, and then you videotape them masturbating to pornography?
... and then you show it to them???

these guys are either the dumbest pastors or the smartest child molesters to ever walk the face of the planet.
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Re: The Bang Bus... or something like it. i dunno.

Postby Griffon » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:28 am

VeilSide wrote:these guys are either the dumbest pastors or the smartest child molesters to ever walk the face of the planet.

Are you suggesting there's a difference?
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Postby The Joker » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:32 pm

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Postby VeilSide » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:40 pm

Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)
this is the funniest shit i have read in a long, long time. :lol:
remind me to never let bodybuilders use my bathroom. ever.

sounds like he needed this bad boy.
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Postby VeilSide » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:12 am

Study Confirms: Women Worse at Parking Than Men
"Female drivers take an average of 20 seconds longer to park their cars but are still less likely to end up in the middle of the spot, the research suggests. While the researchers expected the women volunteers to be slower, they were surprised to find that the cautious approach did not lead to a tidier final result."

also, this just in: the Pope is Catholic and bears do indeed shit in the woods.
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Postby VeilSide » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:42 am

Man With Knife In Chest Orders Coffee At Diner
Warren police said the 52-year-old man called 911 around 10 p.m. saying he had been attacked in Warren but then walked a mile to Bray’s Hamburgers in Hazel Park.

He would have walked further but his massive balls were weighing him down.
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Postby Zero - The Nine Breaker » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:13 pm

VeilSide wrote:Man With Knife In Chest Orders Coffee At Diner
Warren police said the 52-year-old man called 911 around 10 p.m. saying he had been attacked in Warren but then walked a mile to Bray’s Hamburgers in Hazel Park.

He would have walked further but his massive balls were weighing him down.



dude..that shit is epic, it's like when my buddy got shot in the leg and ran three blocks before he even realised he was shot. lol he gets stabbed looks around walkes to a diner and orders coffe while he waits for an ambulance.

Veil is right that guy has massive balls.
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Postby VeilSide » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:31 am

No Work for Man With Giant Sex Organ
The job market is so bad these days, even the man reputed to have the world's largest penis can't find work. Jonah Falcon, a 39-year-old New Yorker, has what many men have wished for. But has it made him happy? Or rich?

Looks like he's facing some...

...hard times.
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Postby Zero - The Nine Breaker » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:27 pm

Can YOU find the G-spot

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