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WHY DOES IT SAY "PAPER JAM," WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM?

Postby VeilSide » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:38 pm

Why I believe printers are the spawn of Hell
What the hell does "PC Load Letter" mean anyway???
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Postby Promethius » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:07 pm

Fantastic website, Veil. Here's one that had me cracking up pretty badly...
http://theoatmeal.com/story/reddit_how
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Postby VeilSide » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:37 pm

Sarcasm punctuation mark aims to put an end to email confusion
Expressing sarcasm in the written word can be a dangerous business, as anyone forced to apologise for sending a tongue-in-cheek email will confirm.

what an amazing Idea؟
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Postby Zero - The Nine Breaker » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:17 am

I've got a confession to make!
That is so!

"Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post, I'm sexy."

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Postby VeilSide » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:52 pm

How to use a semicolon
the most feared punctuation on earth.

i've been using semicolons for a while; my compiler returns an error if don't. :wink:
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Postby VeilSide » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:09 pm

Australia bans small boobs in porn
"It’s a big story for all the itty bitty lovers out there because, in an effort to curtail kiddy porn and simulated kiddy porn, the Aussie government imposed censorship restrictions on adult films with flat chested gals."

don't get me wrong... i looove big boobies. but if you like small boobs too, then you're a pedophile?
this is less about child victimization than it is about policing your thoughts.
i wonder how our Aussie members feel about this?
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Postby Promethius » Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:33 pm

Keira Knightley's boobs aren't that small. They're not big either, but there's enough for a handful. The point is that she's far from "flat chested"


A spokesperson for the ACB told me today that publications which contain offensive depictions or descriptions of persons who are or appear to be persons under the age of 18 (whether they are engaged in sexual activity or not) must be classified RC. They said the Board classifies publications on a case by case basis, in accordance with the Guidelines for the Classification of Publications, the Code and the Classification Act and that the Publications Guidelines do not specify breast size.


This seems to imply that there won't be any mass, broad spectrum bannings, but, as they said, on a "case by case basis." So, they'll probably just go through it all and ban the ones that have the TRULY flat chested girls that make you question their age.

I'm sure you'd love that job, wouldn't you, Veil?
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My hands are too big for Keira :(

Postby VeilSide » Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:32 pm

Promethius wrote:This seems to imply that there won't be any mass, broad spectrum bannings, but, as they said, on a "case by case basis." So, they'll probably just go through it all and ban the ones that have the TRULY flat chested girls that make you question their age.

I'm sure you'd love that job, wouldn't you, Veil?

hell, i'm doing that for free right now. :D
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In other news, tampon sales have effectively doubled

Postby VeilSide » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:51 pm

Tyra Interviews 5 Women w/10 Vaginas. Really.
the more the merrier.
really! watch the vid! :D
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Postby VeilSide » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:49 pm

Morgue Pays Employees to Wank at Work
hmm... morgue employees masturbating while on the clock. would that make the term "working stiff" a TRIPLE entendre? :D

sounds like they've got...

a big work load. 8)
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Postby Zero - The Nine Breaker » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:38 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/ ... index.html

I wonder if they make duster's like Harry Dresden's??
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maybe he thought he was shooting blanks? i guess he is now.

Postby VeilSide » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:35 pm

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Re: Humorous Articles I Found whilst on the Internet

Postby Happy » Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:40 pm

Deemer: or my favorite "I bought a wireless router, but it doesn’t work"
"is it plugged into your modem?"
"no, I thought it was wireless"
me: ..............


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